If your cat is plotting to kill you

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill Youを読みながら、最初は「げぇーまじかよやべえよ死ぬよ」とか思ってたんだけど、

Sleeping on your electronics
Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world.

まで読んだらネタかなと思えた。よく考えると

Staring Contests

も何か猿っぽい。でも、

Bringing you dead animals
This isn't a gift. It's a warning.

はちょっとコワイね。ま、とりあえず愛猫家は寝てる間に窒息させられないように気をつければいいんじゃない。